Uncertainty Was The Best Part

In addition to the people I met, and the unlimited amount of food I could eat when I was in town, the thing I liked best about hiking the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine was the uncertainty of it all. You just never knew how a day was going to turn out, what good surprises were in store for you. And, mostly, they were good.

Here’s what I’m talking about:

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On March 6, 2015, I was hiking in the Smoky Mountains of North Carolina and for most of the day I struggled up and down hills. The trail was badly eroded and I was walking in what amounted to an icy, slushy ditch.  That afternoon it had just begun to snow again when I spotted a hand-written note to taped to a post, 1.7 miles south of Newfound Gap and US 441.

Griswold
Griswold

Griswold, Tadpole, and the Hiking Vikings, who were ahead of me, had changed their minds about hiking on to Icewater Spring Shelter (how appropriately it was named), where we had all planned to meet that night. They had decided to get a shuttle to Gatlinburg, get warm, get showers, put on dry clothes, get something good to eat – and dodge a zero degree temperature night on the trail.

Did I want to join them? If so, call this number.

Tadpole
Tadpole

Did I want to join them? Does a bear live in the woods?  Oh, yes!

I called and left a message saying I would be at Newfound Gap by 3 p.m. They were somewhere ahead of me and I was afraid I might miss them so I gave myself no time to spare — and then I hustled. 

When I arrived at Newfound Gap, a few minutes past 3, they were nowhere to be seen. I was not surprised, or perturbed, to discover that my friends were not sitting on their hands in a blizzard waiting for me. Thru-hikers do not wait around for each other even when the sun is shining. You just can’t do that when you’re trying to hike to Maine.

* * *

The Hiking Vikings
The Hiking Vikings

I stood there a minute, figuring out what to do. The wind was howling, blowing snow this way and that, and I could feel the temperature dropping.

Should I wait for Stretch, an Israeli who was the sixth person in our group? He might not even be coming. He might have stopped at the last shelter. [In fact, that’s what he had done.] No, I wouldn’t wait. Should I hike another three miles to Ice Water Spring Shelter? Or should I hitch a ride into Gatlinburg?

Gatlinburg — hot food, dry clothes, and a warm bed — won. Easily.

Lucky - that's me.
Lucky – that’s me.

I started walking down U.S. 441 toward Gatlinburg, planning on hitching a ride, but it didn’t take long to realize that that was not going to happen. Not a single vehicle appeared from either direction. Because of the blizzard, the highway had been closed.

Well, in for a dime, in for a dollar, I thought. I’ll walk to Gatlinburg. I didn’t know know how far it was, but it couldn’t be that far, could it? It was a trail town, wasn’t it? I had a map, I could have checked. But what difference would it have made? One way or another I was going to Gatlinburg.

* * *

Officer Heath
Officer Heath Soahn

I had been walking through the storm for almost an hour when the law arrived in the person of Heath Soahn, a U.S. Park Service officer. He slowed his cruiser, stopped beside me, and rolled down the passenger window. Warm air rushed out.

“Where are the other four?” he asked.

I told him I didn’t know. They had been ahead of me.

Get in,” he told me.

Gladly.

One minute I had been walking down the highway in a blizzard and the next I was sitting beside Soahn. Warm. Safe. Warm. The officer drove right back up the mountain, turned into the parking lot at the Newfound Gap, and blew his horn. And, just like that, my four friends appeared. They had taken refuge in a heated restroom — heated to keep the pipes from freezing.

Soahn had gone looking for them not because they had called for help, but because they had called for a shuttle. The shuttle folks had call the U.S. Park Service to find out if the highway was still open, and when they were told it wasn’t, they told the park service about the four hikers.

Soahn drove us to a motel in Gatlinburg where my friends had made a reservation. The five of us shared a two-room suite that cost us 12 bucks each. We showered, put on dry clothes, and went out to eat together – ribs, hot rolls, and lots of warm fellowship and smiles at our good fortune.  

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Oh, how far would I have had to walk?

On the way to town I asked Officer Soahn how many miles was it to Gatlinburg.

Seventeen, he told me.

NOTE: While we’re on the subject I’m going to share the good news: next month Iceman and I are going to hike the John Muir Trial, the most beautiful trail in America.

On March 2 I blogged about the JMT, a post I called “The Hike Of A Lifetime Lottery.”

No, we didn’t win so as of now we don’t have permits without which you can’t hike the JMT.  But we have a plan. We’re just going to show up, stand in line, and try to get what they call a “walk-up” permit.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Coming Monday: Do This And They Will Make You King

Hiking Backwards

Three years ago I hiked the Appalachian Trail from Springer Mountain in Georgia through 14 states to Mt. Katahdin in Maine — 2,189.2 miles.

And that doesn’t include the miles I hiked backwards.

Backwards?

Oh, yes, three times. Getting turned around and hiking backwards is a lot easier to do than you might think.

The most common way hikers get turned around is coming out of a shelter in the morning after a big breakfast of, say, pop tarts.

Shelter name
Standing Indian Shelter is 70 yards from the trail.

Shelters are often located on a side trail one or two tenths of a mile off the A.T.  Hikers get up, pack up, eat up, hike back to the trail and, sometimes, turn the wrong way.

But that’s not how I did it.

The first time I got turned around it was because I missed a turn, the same turn, twice. The date of this mishap is interesting. It was Friday, the 13th of March, a cold, windy, rainy, miserable day. An especially bad day to have to spend almost two extra hours on the trail. But it could have been worse, would have been worse had it not been for two gravestones.

This is what I wrote in my blog:

I missed a left-hand turn at a T–intersection. And kept walking downhill on a nice, even trail.”

Th A.T. is marked with white blazes.

“Didn’t I notice the absence of the white blazes that mark the AT?”

“Well, yes. But, sometimes, the blazes are really close together and, sometimes, it seemed to me, they could be a quarter a mile or more apart. So I kept going.  I was trapped by one of my own rules: ‘In for a dime, in for a dollar.'”

I didn’t give up until I got to the bottom of the hill and saw an orange sign with black letters that said: “No trespassing.” 

I turn around, climbed back up the hill, missed the turn again, and headed right back where I came from.

March 13
Graves of Union soldiers William and David Shelton.

I kept walking until I came up on gravestones I remembered passing earlier that same morning. Kind of hard to forget gravestones, with plastic flowers, standing alone in the middle of nowhere.

***

Another time it really wasn’t my fault.

I came down a slope and the trail seemed to disappear. Did it go left? Right? Straight ahead? Your guess would have been as good as mine.

I walked a little way this way, a little way that way, looking for a white blaze marking the trail. You’ve heard the expression, haven’t you, about somebody not knowing up from down? Well, before long I didn’t know north from south. And when I finally found a white blaze I took off — heading back the way I had come.

Once you’re turned around you could hike half way back to Georgia without realizing it. Remember, you’re hiking through a forest. And — I don’t know whether you know this or not but one bunch of trees looks pretty much like another bunch of trees.

Mother Nature and her son, Between.
Mother Nature and her son, Between.

Lucky for me in 15 minutes or so I ran into two German hikers I knew, Mother Nature and her 18-year-old son, Between.

Between was in front and I asked him, “Why are you hiking south?”

He replied, “I’m not hiking south.”

***

I don’t know how my third southbound misadventure started but I’ll never forget how it ended.

I was hiking along when I saw a privy right beside the trail. I was surprised. I thought, “Well, what do you know. Another trailside privy. That’s only the second one I’ve seen since I left Georgia. I used one this morning just like that one”.

Oh, NO!  Oh, yes. It was the same one.

NOTE 1

Why didn’t I use a compass, and just keep going north?  Because the trail to Maine doesn’t always go north.   The A.T. winds around a lot, often for no reason I could discern. Sometimes you have to walk south to go north. That’s why a compass can’t tell you, for drop dead certain, which way you’re headed.

NOTE 2

The Shelton’s, an uncle and his nephew,  lived in Madison County, North Carolina, but joined the Union army during the Civil War.  When they came home during the war to attend a family gathering they were ambushed and killed by Confederate solders.

NOTE 3

Earlier this year I wrote about trying get a permit to hike the John Muir Trail, which I think is the most beautiful trail in America. See The Hike Of A Lifetime Lottery. Viking, Nine!, Iceman and I lost, for 42 days in a row.  But no matter. Iceman and I are going anyway.  We’re just going to show up, stand in line for however long it takes, and get what they call a “walk up” permit.

Got in some practice last week.  Viking, a new friend named Grit, and I hiked a 103-mile section of the A.T. in Virginia. It went well. Didn’t hike backwards a single time.

Coming Monday: This Is Why I Don’t Like You