“Oh, Copyboy?”

When I first went to work for a newspaper, more than 50 years ago, newsrooms had copyboys.

They had a lot of mundane tasks but not on deadline.  On deadline they ran copy from reporters’ desks to the City Desk, where it was edited and then rushed downstairs to composing.

Reporters treated copy boys indifferently at best and rudely sometimes.  We yelled at them, especially when we were on deadline.

“Copy! Copyboy!” we would shout when we had finished another take — a “take” is a page in newspaper lingo.

I guess part of the reason we yelled at them on deadline is because it made us feel important even if our story wasn’t.  He would rush over, grab our copy, and hustle it to the City Desk.

This is not him, but this is sort of what he looked like.
This is not him, but this is what he looked like.

And then, one fine day, The Charlotte News, where I worked in the 1960s, hired a copyboy who was weightlifter.  Remember, this was back in the day when there weren’t all that many weightlifters, when most football players didn’t even lift weights.

Anyway, this copyboy looked like copyman.  He had muscles in his eyeballs.  And, overnight, the culture in the newsroom changed.

“Copyboy?” reporters would say to him, in a normal voice. “Copyboy, if you have a moment, would you mind….”

Coming Friday: I Shoulda Made Notes

Two Acres For A Quarter

My father and his brother, Hugh P. Stith Sr. known as “Bud,” and their father, were miners, coal mostly although my father also mined iron ore.  That’s why this was one of Dad’s favorite stories.

He told me he took one of his uncles [the man must have been a great uncle], for a ride on Red Mountain, an enormous deposit of iron ore overlooking Birmingham, Alabama, where Dad grew up. This had to be 1915, 1917, somewhere around there.

Statue of Vulcan, Red Mountain, Birmingham Photo courtesy of the Vulcan Organization
Statue of Vulcan on Red Mountain, overlooking Birmingham.
Photo courtesy of the Vulcan Organization

Red Mountain, together with nearby coal deposits, put Birmingham on the map as a steel producing center [“The Pittsburgh of the South”] and, no doubt, made some families wealthy.

Iron ore mining had begun there during the Civil War but the nearby furnaces were destroyed by the Union Army in 1865. Temporarily, that put an end to the mining.

My father said his uncle told him he had crossed Red Mountain when he walked home from Richmond after the war.

“I could have bought that whole mountain for 15 cents an acre, two acres for a quarter,” his uncle said.

“Why didn’t you buy it!” Dad asked.

“It won’t worth it,” his uncle replied.

Coming Monday: “‘Oh, Copyboy?'”