Cotton Mouth

We did not eat breakfast on the run when I was growing up in Charlotte in the 1950s. We ate breakfast together, the four of us, Dad, Mother, Brother Dave and me.  [The other five children were grown and gone.]  Supper, too.

Dad remarried in 1949, when I was six years old, a widow from Cullman, Alabama, who had no children. Her name was Vergie Winn Gunn.  Her first husband was a farmer.  She told me he was hitching a horse to a wagon when the horse kicked him in the head. Killed him.  Anyway, back to the story…

Vergie Winn Stith
Vergie Winn Stith

At breakfast my second mother would put a paper napkin and glass of water beside each plate. Usually she cooked eggs, bacon or sausage, grits, toast or, sometimes, made-from-scratch biscuits. Preserves were on the table. A small glass of orange juice, too. And coffee or hot chocolate.

She was a good cook and she set a nice table.

On this particular morning she served Dave and me hot, homemade biscuits. I didn’t realize what day it was until I took a bite — into a cotton ball she had cook inside the biscuit.

“April Fool!” she said.

NOTE: Viking, Iceman, Nine! and I lost the John Muir Trail lottery. For 42 consecutive days I got an email saying “DENIED.”  So we won’t be hiking the JMT this summer.  But Viking and I and, maybe, Iceman are going to hike a 103-mile section of the A.T. in Virginia in May.  And next year, the JMT!  I live in hope.

Coming Monday: No [Black] Girls Allowed

Two Poodled

To build a successful business you have to do good work at a fair price.  And you have to do what you say you’re going to do, keep your word. 

Mark Stith, roofer par excellence
Mark Stith, roofer par excellence

That’s the way my son, Mark, runs his company, Roofcrafters.

But to get a signed contract, Mark told me, it helps a lot if the customer plain old likes you.  So you try to make a good impression, he said.  You look customers in the eye. You speak courteously .  And, if you get an opportunity, you two poodle them.

Two poodle?  Yea, it’s a new expression — you heard it here first.

Mark went to a woman’s house to give her an estimate and she met him at the door carrying two poodles.

Two poodles!
Two poodles!

“I see you have two poodles,” Mark said to her.

That’s really all he had to say.

She told him all about her sweet poodles.  He listened attentively.  And then she hired him to re-roof her house.

Coming Friday: Cotton Mouth