Cotton Mouth

We did not eat breakfast on the run when I was growing up in Charlotte in the 1950s. We ate breakfast together, the four of us, Dad, Mother, Brother Dave and me.  [The other five children were grown and gone.]  Supper, too.

Dad remarried in 1949, when I was six years old, a widow from Cullman, Alabama, who had no children. Her name was Vergie Winn Gunn.  Her first husband was a farmer.  She told me he was hitching a horse to a wagon when the horse kicked him in the head. Killed him.  Anyway, back to the story…

Vergie Winn Stith
Vergie Winn Stith

At breakfast my second mother would put a paper napkin and glass of water beside each plate. Usually she cooked eggs, bacon or sausage, grits, toast or, sometimes, made-from-scratch biscuits. Preserves were on the table. A small glass of orange juice, too. And coffee or hot chocolate.

She was a good cook and she set a nice table.

On this particular morning she served Dave and me hot, homemade biscuits. I didn’t realize what day it was until I took a bite — into a cotton ball she had cook inside the biscuit.

“April Fool!” she said.

NOTE: Viking, Iceman, Nine! and I lost the John Muir Trail lottery. For 42 consecutive days I got an email saying “DENIED.”  So we won’t be hiking the JMT this summer.  But Viking and I and, maybe, Iceman are going to hike a 103-mile section of the A.T. in Virginia in May.  And next year, the JMT!  I live in hope.

Coming Monday: No [Black] Girls Allowed

Mmmmm, Good Lettuce

My second Mother, Vergie Mae Winn Stith, grew up in Cullman, Alabama, a little town with a population of 2,130 in 1910. When she was a young girl, she told me her mother would send her to buy vegetables from a neighbor, two German sisters who had a big garden.

[My first mother died of colon cancer in June 1947, when I was five.  Dad remarried 20 months later, on Feb. 24, 1949. Vergie Winn, that was her maiden name, was his third wife, or fourth, I’m not sure. She was a 48-year old widow with no children.  My second Mother told me that her previous husband, Leonard Gunn, was killed when a horse he was trying to hitch up kicked him in the head. He died in 1935.]

It might even have been as pretty at this lettuce.
It might even have been as pretty at this lettuce.

Anyway, all the vegetables were beautiful, Mother told me, especially the lettuce.

One day Mother said she asked the German sisters how they grew such beautiful lettuce, what was their secret?

“Oh, vee pour zee chamber pot on zem,” one of the sisters said.

Postscript: The two sisters lost a good customer that day.

Coming Monday: BB Battles