The IRS Plumber

It was after 10 on a Saturday night when my home phone rang.   I answered.  The caller identified himself as an IRS special agent from Atlanta;  he wanted to meet with me and talk.

He didn’t say what  he wanted to talk about and I didn’t ask.  I knew. He was in Raleigh to plug a leak.  He said he was staying at the Holiday Inn on Hillsborough Street in downtown Raleigh and I agreed to meet him there the following day, on Sunday morning at 10.

Gov Robert W. Scott
Gov Robert W. “Bob”Scott

He wanted to know the name of the anonymous source of a story I had written saying the IRS had recommended prosecution of 13 men associated with North Carolina Gov. Bob Scott’s election campaign.  No way would I ever tell him, but I agreed to meet because he might give me some information, inadvertently, of course.  He couldn’t ask questions without giving away information. I knew that, because I was in the question asking business myself.  I was an investigative reporter for The News & Observer.

After I hung up I got to thinking, did this guy really work for the IRS?  How did he get my home number? It wasn’t unlisted, but it wasn’t listed under “Pat,” the name I’ve always gone by, either.  Oh, I know, I know, he said he worked for the IRS and if he did, getting my phone number would have been child’s play, it’s right there on my tax return.

But I called The N&O anyway and asked the city editor, Gene Cherry, if anyone had called that evening looking for me, if he had given anyone my home telephone number.

“No, what’s up?” Gene asked.

I told him and he told me to sit tight while he called called Claude Sitton, The N&O’s executive editor.  A few minutes later Gene called back, gave me Claude’s number, and told me to call him.

I called Claude, told him what happened and he told me to forget about it — don’t meet with the IRS guy.  And then he said, “Be in my office at 9 o’clock Monday.”

I followed Claude’s instruction, I stood the guy up.

A few minutes before 9 on Monday, I walked by Claude’s third floor office on the way to my desk in the newsroom. His door was open and I could see he had company:  Bill Lassiter, an N&O attorney who worked on newsroom issues, and Frank Daniels Jr., the publisher. Nine o’clock came and went; I was not asked to join them.

Later I learned what happened.

Claude Sitton: Hexed
Claude Sitton, N&O executive editor

Sitton, who had covered the civil rights movement in the South for The New York Times and, after he became executive editor The N&O, had won a Pulitzer Prize for Commentary, had a fierce temper.  He was also protective of his reporters and this was just the sort thing that would set him off.

Claude had already gone to bed when the city editor called. After Claude and I talked he got dressed, called the paper and told them he was coming in, told them to have a reporter and a photographer waiting when he got there. And when he arrived, around 11 p.m. or little later, the three of them went to the Holiday Inn.

I don’t know how Claude got the guy’s room number, maybe he had given it to me and I gave it to Claude.  Anyway, Claude knocked on his door and when the agent opened the door Sitton stepped back out of the way and the photographer took the agent’s picture, standing in the doorway, wearing pajamas.

That’s when the shouting started, I was told. Maybe that agent also had a temper. Anyway, Claude told him that if he wanted to talk to one of his reporters, he had to come in the front door of The N&O and get permission.

I guess you know the rest.  He came to the paper that Monday morning but he was never going to get Sitton’s permission to question me about my source.  And that was that.

Coming Friday: My Face Is Still Red

Strange But True – Parts I & 2

No. 1

My Dad gave me this tip in June 1966, a few days after I graduated from UNC and went to work fulltime at The Charlotte News, about a man who could stir molten aluminum with his finger.  It was the only tip he ever gave me, but it was a good one.

In case you’re wondering, the melting point of aluminum is 1,221 degrees Fahrenheit.

Aluminum melting furnace
Aluminum melting furnace

J.C. Champion was grey-headed at 49 with the calloused hands of a man who had worked in a foundry all of his life.  He told me that his Dad, who had also been an foundry worker, taught him how to play with liquid fire when he was 16.

Champ
Champ

“There really ain’t nothing to it,” Champion said.  “All it takes is nerve.  It don’t burn any.  Only about as much as running your finger through a pot of boiling water.”

While I watched, and a News photographer took pictures, Champion stuck his finger in a pot of molten aluminum and pulled it a half a turn, several times, until a little whirlpool of liquid aluminum appeared in the middle.

“If you was to do it just one time,” he said, “you wouldn’t even notice it.  Now, a course, you do it over and over  — it’ll give you a mild sunburn.”

Afterward, was his finger OK, in other words, did he still have it?

It was; he did.

I examined his right forefinger, the one he had used to stir the aluminum.  It was slick and shiny and warm and a little browner than the others, but none the worse for wear.

NOTE: After I examined his finger Champion decided to show off a little.  He walked over to where iron was being poured into a mold, studied it to see if if was hot enough, and then began knocking that stream of molten iron all over the floor with his finger.

“You got to be careful it’s hot enough,” he said. “You have to be sure it won’t stop moving and set up on you.”

Iron, by the way, melts at 2,750 degrees Fahrenheit.

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No. 2

Raleigh’s police chief occasionally flew a psychic into town, at public expense, to consult on major unsolved murder and missing-person cases.

I kid you not.

A psychic, just to refresh your memory, is someone who is “sensitive to nonphysical or supernatural forces and influences; marked by extraordinary or mysterious sensitivity, perception, or understanding,” according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary,

The chief was also experimenting with birthday-based biorhythms, which he said sometimes predetermine a person’s good and bad days in cycles counted from the day of birth. The idea, he said, was to bring suspects in for questioning when they were at the “low point” of their cycle and have them interrogated by a detective who was at the “high point ” of his or her cycle.

I know. It sounds wacky because it is wacky.

Coming Friday: The Bachelor