Navy Propaganda

Bo and Vicki
Bo and Vicki

When our son, Patrick Bowman Gordy-Stith, was a midshipman [1982-86] at the U.S. Naval Academy my wife, Donna, and I went to Annapolis, Maryland, a number of times to see him and Midshipman Vicki Lynn Gordy, his girlfriend then, his wife now.

On Sundays we usually worshiped at the Naval Academy Chapel. Beautiful place,  but it never seemed like church to me.

John Paul Jones
The  21-ton sarcophagus of John Paul Jones. When a battle with a British frigate seemed lost Jones refused to surrender and shouted, “I have not yet begun to fight!”  He fought on, and won.

One problem was the sermons preached by Navy chaplains.  The kindest word that comes to mind is “bland.”  But it was more than that, a lot more.

For one thing, there is a crypt beneath the chapel in which the body of John Paul Jones, a Revolution War hero who is regarded as the Father of the U.S. Navy, is interred.  Isn’t that a little creepy, or is it just me?

For another, in that 2,500-seat chapel all souls were not equal. High ranking officers came in last, marched down the aisle to their reserved seats, and left first while everyone else waited.

Midshipment trooped the colors down this aisle.
Midshipmen carried the American flag and Navy Marine Corp flags down this aisle.

There’s more. I didn’t like seeing midshipmen parading the American flag  in and out of the chapel. I love the American flag and served it at sea, but it doesn’t belong in a church.

And the stain glass windows are, how shall I say — different.

One depicts Sir Galahad, a knight of the Roundtable, in other words, a fictional character sort of like, well, Donald Duck.   Another depicts a recently graduated midshipman based on the likeness, I’ve read, of Tom Hamilton, a Navy football hero, an All America halfback on Navy’s undefeated 1926 team.   But the stained glass window that really got to me showed the Archangel Michael guiding Admiral David G. Farragut’s ships through a mine field at the Battle of Mobile Bay in 1864, helping him kill Southerners.

I sort of doubt that.

Archangle Michael
Archangel Michael helped the U.S. Navy at the Battle of Mobile Bay, according to the U.S. Navy.

Am I anti-Navy or anti-military?

No.

I served in the Navy and my three brothers, too. My father was in the Army. Two brothers-in-law served in the Air Force.  Bo and  Vicki graduated from the Naval Academy and served five year hitches.

I just don’t believe rank matters inside a church, at least it ought not matter.  I also believe the government ought not try to run a church, and a church ought not try to run the government.

Coming Monday: A Lesson Learned

It Was ME!

Hurricane Fran smashed into Wake County on Sept. 5-6, 1996, causing about $900 million damage to residential and commercial property in my county alone.

Our subdivision, Greens Pines, was messed up bad — trees were down on houses and cars, blocking driveways, and laying crisscrossed on our street like fiddle sticks.

Except for a few small branches, our house appeared untouched,  thank goodness.

franEarly that Friday morning some of my neighbors were already out in the street, chain sawing, when I joined  them and cranked up my Husqvarna. They had smaller saws, or dull chains, or both.  My “Husky” was easily the king of the road.

One by one the other saws went silent until I was the only one cutting. The other guys started dragging trees and limbs I had cut, and it won’t easy for them to keep up.  My chainsaw was humming.

I cut all day, getting trees out of the neighborhood streets and driveways and off houses and cars. Twice men said to me, “It sure pays to have good equipment.”

Both times I replied: “Equipment? It’s not the equipment, it’s the operator.”

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Postscript: The next day my wife, Donna, and I drove to be beach, on a vacation that we had planned weeks earlier.

Great timing, I thought.

The power was off in our neighborhood and stayed off for several days. But Hatteras Island, North Carolina, where our family had rented a beach front house, was untouched. Hurricane Fran had come ashore at Wilmington, 175 miles to the south as the crow flies.

When we returned home a week later I discovered my mistake.  One of the small branches I hadn’t paid attention to, about the size of a broom handle, had gone through our roof like a spear — and rain had done the rest.  Part of our kitchen ceiling was on the floor. 

Coming Monday: Censored