The IRS Plumber

It was after 10 on a Saturday night when my home phone rang.   I answered.  The caller identified himself as an IRS special agent from Atlanta;  he wanted to meet with me and talk.

He didn’t say what  he wanted to talk about and I didn’t ask.  I knew. He was in Raleigh to plug a leak.  He said he was staying at the Holiday Inn on Hillsborough Street in downtown Raleigh and I agreed to meet him there the following day, on Sunday morning at 10.

Gov Robert W. Scott
Gov Robert W. “Bob”Scott

He wanted to know the name of the anonymous source of a story I had written saying the IRS had recommended prosecution of 13 men associated with North Carolina Gov. Bob Scott’s election campaign.  No way would I ever tell him, but I agreed to meet because he might give me some information, inadvertently, of course.  He couldn’t ask questions without giving away information. I knew that, because I was in the question asking business myself.  I was an investigative reporter for The News & Observer.

After I hung up I got to thinking, did this guy really work for the IRS?  How did he get my home number? It wasn’t unlisted, but it wasn’t listed under “Pat,” the name I’ve always gone by, either.  Oh, I know, I know, he said he worked for the IRS and if he did, getting my phone number would have been child’s play, it’s right there on my tax return.

But I called The N&O anyway and asked the city editor, Gene Cherry, if anyone had called that evening looking for me, if he had given anyone my home telephone number.

“No, what’s up?” Gene asked.

I told him and he told me to sit tight while he called called Claude Sitton, The N&O’s executive editor.  A few minutes later Gene called back, gave me Claude’s number, and told me to call him.

I called Claude, told him what happened and he told me to forget about it — don’t meet with the IRS guy.  And then he said, “Be in my office at 9 o’clock Monday.”

I followed Claude’s instruction, I stood the guy up.

A few minutes before 9 on Monday, I walked by Claude’s third floor office on the way to my desk in the newsroom. His door was open and I could see he had company:  Bill Lassiter, an N&O attorney who worked on newsroom issues, and Frank Daniels Jr., the publisher. Nine o’clock came and went; I was not asked to join them.

Later I learned what happened.

Claude Sitton: Hexed
Claude Sitton, N&O executive editor

Sitton, who had covered the civil rights movement in the South for The New York Times and, after he became executive editor The N&O, had won a Pulitzer Prize for Commentary, had a fierce temper.  He was also protective of his reporters and this was just the sort thing that would set him off.

Claude had already gone to bed when the city editor called. After Claude and I talked he got dressed, called the paper and told them he was coming in, told them to have a reporter and a photographer waiting when he got there. And when he arrived, around 11 p.m. or little later, the three of them went to the Holiday Inn.

I don’t know how Claude got the guy’s room number, maybe he had given it to me and I gave it to Claude.  Anyway, Claude knocked on his door and when the agent opened the door Sitton stepped back out of the way and the photographer took the agent’s picture, standing in the doorway, wearing pajamas.

That’s when the shouting started, I was told. Maybe that agent also had a temper. Anyway, Claude told him that if he wanted to talk to one of his reporters, he had to come in the front door of The N&O and get permission.

I guess you know the rest.  He came to the paper that Monday morning but he was never going to get Sitton’s permission to question me about my source.  And that was that.

Coming Friday: My Face Is Still Red

The Constant Reminders

That's me, on Mt. Katahdin in Maine, the end of the Appalachian Trail
That’s me, on Mount Katahdin in Maine, the northern end of the Appalachian Trail.

My feet are the only constant reminders I have from hiking the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine four years ago.

They are bigger now. I had worn a size 10 street shoe all my adult life; now I’m a size 11.  And they constantly remind me of the hike because I have almost no feeling the middle three toes of either foot.

I ran into trouble on the second day of my hike when I got lost coming down Blood Mountain in an ice storm, in single digit weather, and ended up with frost bite on several fingers and one of my ears.  Feeling returned to my fingers in a few months, but not to my toes.

I made another serious mistake with I tried to hike all the way to Maine, about 4.5 million steps give or take, with two pairs of boots.  The first pair began to break down after 800 miles* or so. I should have replaced them immediately, but I didn’t.  I kept going.  I ignored my feet, which also began to come apart from hiking in bad boots.

When my boots came apart I didn't replace them soon enough.
When my boots began breaking up I didn’t replace them soon enough.

At Snickers Gap, VA, mile 1003.5,  my friend John Dancy picked me up and took me to an REI store near  Washington where I bought a new pair.

But the damage was done, my feet were torn up.

For several weeks I got up at 5 a.m., ate, packed my equipment, and then spent half a hour doctoring and bandaging my feet. I would drain the blisters with a needle, pour alcohol on them, apply Neosporin, then gauze, then Moleskin.  Then I’d wrap them with stretch tape to hold everything in place.  By 6:30 I’d be on the move.

After my feet got well I took these photos to show my wife, Donna, that I was all better.

My blisters had healed with I took this photo, and I had stopped banding them.
LEFT FOOT: My blisters had healed and I had stopped bandaging them.
RIGHT FOOT
RIGHT FOOT: Dirty, but good as new.
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I lost several toenails, almost everyone did.

So was it worth it, the thru-hike in exchange for permanent numbness in six toes?

Absolutely .

NOTE: *It was 2,189.2 miles from Georgia to Maine.

Coming Monday:  The IRS Plumber