Everything Is Relative

USS Los Angeles at anchor in Hong Kong one year later, by artist Wayne Scarpaci.
USS Los Angeles at anchor in Hong Kong one year later, by artist Wayne Scarpaci.

When my ship, USS Los Angeles (CA-135), dropped anchor in Victoria Bay, Hong Kong, in late 1961 our captain allowed several Chinese men to come on board at meal time to glean food from our trays.

When we finished eating we would hand our food trays to one of the foreigners and they would rake our scraps into one of several garbage cans. Uneaten mashed potatoes, for example, were saved in one garbage can, uneaten beans in another, bread went into a third can, and so forth.

They were not saving our scraps to feed hogs. If that were the case, all the leftovers would have been raked into the same garbage can.

No, they were going to serve our scraps to people.

And now? Thousands of poor people in Hong Kong love in wire cage homes.
And now? Thousands of poor people in Hong Kong live in wire cage homes.

The federal “poverty level” for a family of three in the United States in 2017 is $20,420.  And, yes, don’t tell me, I know: renting a decent place to live, keeping the lights and heat on, buying clothes, paying the bills for a family of three on that kind of money, or less, is tough duty.

But when I see a U.S. “poverty level” number like that I can’t help but think about a family I saw in Hong Kong, near the dock where I boarded a tender to return to my ship, anchored in the bay.

It was nighttime and I walked past a woman with two small children.  I saw her lie down on a piece of cardboard on the sidewalk, a child on each side, and pull a second piece of cardboard on top of them, for a blanket.

That’s poverty.

NOTE: A regret I still have: I went on liberty several times in Hong Kong and I saw a lot of poverty, all of which I just walked past.

Coming Friday: The Wasp Nest

Man Overboard! Or Maybe Not.

The USS Los Angeles was at sea off the coast of Japan and, except for sailors who were standing watch, the crew was asleep, when someone turned the lights on in our berthing compartment and ordered us to get up, dress, and muster.

USS Los Angeles (CA-135)
USS Los Angeles (CA-135)

Lights went on all over the ship –the entire crew, rousted out of their racks, was mustering on deck.

One of our shipmates was missing.

If he wasn’t aboard ship, then he must overboard, which meant the Los Angeles and her escorts would turn around and try to find him.

But was he overboard?

We were ordered to search everywhere, including our lockers — including the small drawers in our lockers where we kept our wallets — everywhere.

The man we were looking for owed money to shipmates who charged an interest rate that would have made the mafia blush — you borrowed $5, you owed $7 on payday.

This was payday and the missing man hadn’t paid up, couldn’t pay up.  He owed so much to so many and the interest on his debts was accumulating so fast, his whole paycheck wouldn’t cover the interest.    

Had he gone into hiding?

Yes!

He was found laying on a shelf in the ship’s galley, behind a row of canned goods.

Postscript: The missing man was confined for his own safety until we returned to port and then he was transferred.  No one admitted loaning him money and charging interest, which was against Navy regulations.

Coming Monday:  Ha, Ha, Ha!