Posts

The E-Light Club

After my first mother died my father was the only authority in my life and he was gone most of the time, leaving home early in the morning, getting back late at night, strip mining coal in Altoona, Alabama.

I was eight when my brother, Dave, who is two and a half years older, and I started smoking cigarettes.

A really good honey-flavored syrup.
A really good honey-flavored syrup.

Dad had a syrup factory at our farm near Gadsden, Alabama, where he manufactured Dixie Dew Syrup.   The slogan printed on the label he said he made up himself: “Gives a Biscuit a College Education.”

To get money for cigarettes Dave and I began stealing jars of syrup.  Then we would ride our bikes to Green Pasture Road, a black neighborhood a mile or two away, and sell or trade the syrup for whatever we could get. Money if we could get it, something else to sell, like turnip greens, if we couldn’t.

And when we had enough money, we would peddle to a store we called the “E-Light Club,” on Highway 74, and tell the man our Daddy had sent us to buy cigarettes. Lucky Strikes or Camels, either one.

Many years later I was visiting relatives in Gadsden and I rode out to the old farm place to see what I could see, past the club where Dave and I bought cigarettes when we were children. The club had been closed for years but the weather beaten sign was still hanging there, by a thread.

“Elite Club,” it said.

Coming Monday: The Germ Inspector

 

 

The Senator’s Proof

I can’t say much about the poison ivy email someone gave me when I was a reporter because it was just too sexually explicit.

It was a written by a young woman who couldn’t type. Back in the old days that was newspaper shorthand for an unqualified female political hire. She had been given a job at the N.C. Department of Transportation and she was writing to another young woman, obviously a confidant.

She worked here, across the street from the Capitol
She worked here, across the street from the capitol.

She told her friend how much she liked her job, how she didn’t have to do anything. And she talked about the state senator who got her the job, a senator she knew intimately. She said she had seen him a day or two before, on her way back from the beach.

The guy had a serious case of poison ivy, she said, and she described the infected area in great detail. 

I knew my newspaper, The News & Observer, wasn’t about to publish her email, not in a million years, but maybe I could get the gist of the story in the paper. Anyway, it would be interesting to see what the DOT spokesman had to say.

When I showed him the email he looked distressed but he said nothing, not a word, regardless of how I phrased my questions. And then he asked, “Can we go off the record?”

I wasn’t going to get an on the record comment, so I agreed. I was as curious as you may be — did the senator know the cat was out of the bag?

He did indeed.  The senator had heard about that email –bad news travels fast — and telephoned the DOT spokesman. 

“He asked me if I had seen it, if I had a copy,” the spokesman said.  “I said, ‘Yes.’ And he said, ‘Read it to me.'”

[Yow!]

“And I did.”

And what was his reaction, I asked?

“The senator said, ‘Well, I guess that puts to rest rumors that I’m a homosexual.'”

Postscript: I did get a sanitized version of the story in the paper but, alas, not the senator’s reaction.  That was off the record.

Coming Friday: The E-Light Club