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Government Misadventures

When I reported for The News & Observer I wrote  hundreds of stories about North Carolina state government shenanigans.  Here’s how government works sometimes.

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Road graders manufactured by Huber Corp. met specifications and they were the low bid, but the  N.C. Advisory Budget Commission voted 3-2 not to buy them.

Why?

You want the Commission’s reason or the real reason? How about both reasons.

Galion road grader
Galion road grader

The N.C. Department of Transportation already owned 800 road graders made by Galion Iron Works and Manufacturing Co. It didn’t want the Huber machines.  The Galion was a good machine, and those highway boys wanted  more of them.

The Highway Commission proposed splitting the award, half to General Machinery Co., representing Huber, and half to N.C. Equipment  Co., representing Galion, but there were doubts about the legality of splitting the bid — Huber had won fair and square.

So how did the state get out of buying the Hubers when they met specs — Galion didn’t, by the way, not entirely — and Huber’s bid was the lowest?

Easy.

Wasn’t it true that the Galions bought by the state in prior years had not been delivered on time?

Yes, that was true.  And those contracts contained no penalty for late delivery.

Did the current contract contain a penalty for late delivery?

No, it didn’t.

Well, there you go. Isn’t it about time the state began penalizing the winning bidder if it failed to deliver on time?

So that’s how they did it.

The state rejected all bids, put a penalty clause for late delivery in the contract, and rebid it. Nevermind that it was Galion that had failed to deliver on time. 

And, yes, Galion won the rebid.

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OK, here’s one more.

The N.C. Division of Motor Vehicles sent a job applicant a form letter pointing out that he had two, five-year-old speeding convictions on his record  and that “may be a negative” factor– some applicants have clean records.

 The tone was, “Don’t call us, we’ll call you,” he told me, and they didn’t.

Three months later another man applied for the same type job at DMV. His driving record included four convictions for speeding; two for reckless driving; two for illegal passing; one for driving on the wrong side of the road; and one safe-movement violation and four driver license suspensions.

He got hired.  His father was a Democratic county commission chairman and he had a recommendation from Gov. James B. Hunt’s Office.

When I asked the commissioner of motor vehicles why the fellow with a lousy driving record got hired while the one with two five-year-old convictions was not hired the commissioner looked at me like I had just arrived in Raleigh on a turnip truck.

This one had a sponsor, he said. That one didn’t.

 Coming Monday:  Dixie Dew

Kid Talk

Tell Me The Truth

For a number of years Donna, my wife, worked as a substitute teacher where she learned not to smile before 3 p.m., when school let out.

Smiling emboldens them.

The little devils are always probing for weakness, even the second graders, one of whom asked her:

“Are you a real teacher?”

Keep It Simple

When our eight year old granddaughter came to spend the night our next door neighbor, Myra Hicks, brought her granddaughter over so the girls could meet each other and play.

Tearnan with her dog, x
Tearnan with her dog, Halo

Before they arrived my wife instructed our granddaughter how to remember, and pronounce, her company’s name.

“Her name is Tear’-nan,” Donna said. “Tear, like a tear in your eye, nan.”

“Why didn’t they just call her Rose?” our granddaughter asked.

What Happened To Your Car?

When our boys were growing up our car usually looked like we lived in it.  It still does.  Anyway, I guess they thought that was normal.

When Mark was little boy he got in Brother Dave’s new car, glanced at the floorboard and asked, “Where are the newspapers?”

“What papers?” Dave replied.

“The newspapers that come with the car,” Mark said.

Coming Friday: Government Misadventures