We Weren’t Poor, Just Broke

Half way though my sophomore year at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill my wife, Donna, and I moved from a beautiful apartment on Airport Road into one of the university-owned pre-fabs thrown up after World War II to house returning veterans.  It was called Victory Village. 

We expecting our first child in May, which meant Donna would have to give up her full-time secretarial job at the School of Nursing, which meant we had to drastically reduce spending, which meant we had to move.    Rent on our Victory Village apartment was just $30 a month, including heat.  Adjusted for inflation that was like paying $246.80 a month now, cheap by any measure.

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Nell was an all around good cook, but pound cakes were a specialty, pound cakes and banana pudding and stewed corn, and…

Anyway, we saved the pound cake until we had finished painting, as a reward for finishing.   That was a mistake.  Occasionally we had cleaned our brushes with turpentine and that beautiful cake had absorbed the odor.  It was ruined.

The Good Book

Donna and I didn’t think of ourselves as “poor” when I was in college, we just didn’t have any money.

We  bounced a check for less than $3, buying gas. Let me add that was the first, and last, check we ever bounced.

Her parents  came to see us every so often and as soon as they drove away Donna would go running for her Bible, flipping through the pages, looking for the $10 bill her Daddy usually left us.

Programming Decisions

The screen looked like this 1948 Zenith.
The screen looked like this 1948 Zenith.

Donna’s aunt and uncle, Bub and Ruby Russell, gave us an old TV.  Black and white, of course.  When it was new, in the late 1940’s or early 1950’s it must have been one of the first TV’s in the neighborhood.  The screen was round and 10 or 12 inches in diameter.
In the early 1960’s there weren’t a whole lot of stations to choose from, two maybe, but that didn’t matter much because our TV would only play for 20 minutes before the screen went dark.  So before we turned it on we had to decide whether we want to see the first 20 minutes of a program or the last 20 minutes.

We usually watched the last 20 minutes.  You could almost always figure out what had happened but you couldn’t always figure out what was going to happen.

Please Pass The Ice

The apartments in Victory Village were warm in the winter but they weren’t air conditioned and summers were hard on everybody.

Summer was especially hard on Annie, a German woman who lived next door. She had married an American soldier who had been stationed in Germany and had come back to the States with him.

The heat and humidity in Chapel Hill were new to her.

I never saw anyone else do what I saw Annie doing one afternoon: she was sitting in front of her refrigerator, door wide open, head inside, trying to cool off.

“Oooh, Joe,” she would say to her husband in heavily accented English. “It is always this hot?”

Coming Monday: Hikers Worry More About Ticks Than Crime

The Critic [Me]

How Long Must We Wait?

College basketball adopted the three-point shot in 1986 and more than 30 years later most sports reporters still don’t report a team’s effective shooting percentage.  They still treat a two-point shot and a three-point shot as if they had the same value and, as anyone can see, that’s not so.

To combine two-point and three-point hits and misses without taking into account the fact that a made three-point shot is 50 percent more valuable than a made two-point shot is misleading.

And do you know why they don’t report the effective rate?  Here’s what I think: newspaper reporters –and I was one – are, by and large, not very good at math.

This is the formula: [two-point FGM + 1.5 times three-point FGM] divided by total field goals attempted = effective shooting percentage.  A team that hits, say,  22 of 49 two-point attempts and 7 of 10 three-pointers would have a shooting percentage of 49.2 percent but an effective shooting percentage of 55.1 percent.

Time To Move On

Aren’t you tired of hearing sports commentators on radio and TV say, breathlessly, “There are so many story lines to this game!”  

I thought “story line” would have run its course by now, and joined “pay dirt” and “gridiron” in the waste basket of trite expressions.

But “story line” has taken on a life of its own — that’s a little joke in case you’re wondering.

Fraction Friction

And when are news men and woman going to stop saying “fraction” when they mean “small?”

Example: The New York Times reported on  Dec. 21, 2018: “The campaign has a goal of raising $1 billion, a fraction of what would be need to construct a barrier between the United States and Mexico.”

Don’t they know that some fractions, called improper fractions, can be quite large, infinitely large, while others, called proper fractions, can be quite small, infinitely small: 1/1,000,000 is a fraction. So is 1,000,000/1. 

If they insist on saying “fraction,” meaning small, they should at least say “small fraction.” Or they could do us all a favor and just say “small.”

And That’s Not All

And when or when will pundits, and newsmen and women, too, stop telling us another public figure has “double downed” on something or other, or that almost everything has been “weaponized,” or soon will be.

Here is a partial list, from Slate.Com, of things that have been “weaponized,” we’re told:  anthropology, architecture, black suffering,  facts, femininity, flatulence, ideology, kale salads, marketing, religion, sadness, secularism, texting, traditional form of dress, virtue, and women.

Five things To Know

Seems like I see that phrase all that time now in sports stories [“Kentucky takes down #1 Tennessee: 5 things to know…”] and in news summaries.  I Googled “Five Things To Know”  — see what I’m talking about?

Aren’t there six, or eight, points that should be mentioned sometimes?  Or maybe only three on four. Why does it have to be five?  Have many of my friends in the news business adopted formula reporting, stretching some points and condensing others so they can tell us about “five things?”

Common sense tells you that’s exactly what they are doing.

NOTE: You may have notice that there are five items in this post. Purely coincidental.  Really.

Coming Friday: We Weren’t Poor, Just Broke