My Husband Is Crazy

The woman, who lived on the wrong side of town,   showed up at the Mecklenburg County Clerk of Court’s Office late one afternoon asking, no, begging the government to put her husband away. She said she was frightened, afraid to go home, afraid he would kill her.

He was crazy, she said.

She had come to the right place. The Clerk of Court’s Office could issue a warrant and have him arrested and held without bond until he could be evaluated by an expert.

But it was late, almost quitting time, and the court official who had to make the call didn’t want to miss his ride. He told me –I was a newspaper reporter– that he had wanted to send that woman on her way and go home. But he hesitated. What if she was right?

He decided he would not take that chance.  He told his ride to go on without him. He stayed late, filled out the necessary paper work, and had the man arrested that evening.

The next day a private psychiatrist paid for by the man’s family talked with him for half an hour and then told a court clerk that the man was not psychotic, release him.

A day later, Charlotte police said, that fellow went looking for his wife, the wife whose  attempt to have him committed to a mental institution had been overruled by an expect. When he couldn’t find her he took two of her sisters hostage before killing one with a pistol  and stabbing the other one in the back.

Coming Friday: Death By Obit

The Psychology Of Winning

Football coaches today don’t have anything on my high school coach, Joe Tomanchek — he was playing mind games 60 years ago.

When I was a senior at Garinger High School in Charlotte, in 1959, we won the North Carolina AAAA football championship, Tomanchek’s first year as head coach.

Charlotte was the biggest city in North Carolina but in the late 1950’s there weren’t enough high schools there to make up a league, so we played teams from all over the state — Salisbury, Gastonia, Asheville, High Point, and Winston-Salem, plus Rocky Mount and Greensboro in the payoffs.

Our game with High Point was cancelled due to a storm; we were beaten 7-6 by Winston-Salem, and  finished with a record of 9-1-2.

Joseph Tomanchek
Jolting Joe Tomanchek: “My grandmother could run through a hole in the line.”

Garinger had a heck of a team and we crushed most of our opponents.  Eight players earned scholarships to play football in college, including our quarterback, Gary Black, who went on to start for the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

I was not one of the eight.  I was a halfback on offense, a linebacker on defense, and mostly I got to play when the score was lopsided, which, happily, was a lot of the time.

We outscored our opponents 236 to 70 but it seemed like every week Bob Myers, a sports writer for The Charlotte News, quoted Coach Tomanchek singing the blues about

And who is that cheerleader? Why, it's Donna Joy Hyland, my wife.
And who is that cheerleader? Why, it’s Donna Joy Hyland, my wife.

how tough the next opponent would be, how we’d be lucky if they didn’t run us off the field.   One afternoon after practice I asked Coach about that. Is that guy making this stuff up or is that what you’re telling him?

Tomanchek replied, “You lull ’em to sleep and then you kick the crap out of ’em.” 

Coming Monday: My Husband Is Crazy