“F”

The writing course I took my first semester at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill must have been required.  I was 20 years old and I thought I already knew just about everything I needed to know.

All kidding aside, I really did know one or two things. After graduating from high school I had worked a summer reporting sports for The Charlotte News and I had worked 20 months as a journalist in the Navy after I finished boot camp and went to sea.

Didn’t that make me a professional?  Sort of?  Nevertheless, I worked hard on the first paper I wrote for class, and the second.

62ddfe19e89c71e51542a7b3fbf1eea7_carolina-tar-heels-clipart-1-unc-logo-clip-art_1050-869I got the first one back when I turned in the second paper. My first grade was an “F.” I worked even harder on the third paper and when I turned it in, I got the second one back. It was an “F”, too.

At that point I went to see the instructor, not to whine about my grades, no, I just wanted him to show me an “A” or “B” paper. I wanted to see what one looked like.  Just how good were the other people in my class? How far was I was missing the mark?

The instructor didn’t show me a paper with a high grade. Instead, he said to me, “Mr. Stith, if you knew how to write when you took my class you wouldn’t have needed to take my class.”

Then I understood. Perfectly. And I relaxed. I still tried to do decent work. I checked my spelling. I turned in my papers on time. But I stopped sweating it.

As the weeks went by my grades improved — a “D” and then a couple of “C’s,” a “B.” And then “A’s.” My final grade for the course was “A.”

Under his tutelage, according to him, I had learned to write.

Coming Friday: The Ice Cream Officer

 

Are You Boys Armed?

Last June, when Mike Johnson and I beached our kayaks at Cow Pens Landing, a public boat ramp on the Neuse River west of New Bern, N.C., and began pitching our tents, several people told us we couldn’t camp there – not allowed.

Mike Johnson, L, Pat Stith on Day One, after portaging around Milburnie Dam
Mike Johnson, L, Pat Stith on Day One, after portaging around Milburnie Dam.

Actually, it was. Bill Hines, our river angel, had gotten permission for us from the powers that be.  It was a good  thing, too.  Mike and I were worn out.  We pitched our tents on a small grassy spot next to where we had pulled our kayaks out of the river and next to the boat ramp parking lot. All we wanted to do was eat quickly, get into our tents, and go to sleep. It has been a long, blistering hot, 36-mile day.

Mike, a retired Navy commander, and I, both novices, had put in just below Falls of the Neuse Lake in Raleigh, 181 miles upstream, and headed for the coast, for Oriental, N.C. This was Day Six. Two days to go.

As we began eating supper a fellow who called himself “Gator” drove up on a four-wheeler and got to talking. He told us this was a place where people came to drink a little, party, and said if it got too rowdy we could camp in his back yard. He lived up the road a little ways, on the left.

The Neuse River, on a beautiful day.
The Neuse River, on a beautiful day.

Still later two fellas arrived on motorcycles, nice guys it turned out, and asked if we were armed.

We said, “No.” They were surprised.

They said they had paddled most of the Neuse River and said they always carried weapons. Were we aware that there might be some drinking going on when it got good and dark?

After they left a North Carolina wildlife officer showed up, called by someone who thought we were camping illegally. It was almost dark.

He advised us to get written permission next time and then he did something I had never seen a lawman do: he gave us his name and telephone number and said to call him if and when the trouble started. If he couldn’t come, he said, he’d call for a trooper, or a sheriff’s deputy.

With that, I laid down to go to sleep.

The first shot was fired at 2:15 a.m., in the parking lot a few feet from our tents. The next two shots were fired a few minutes later. After that, let’s just say I slept fitfully.

Postscript:

Bill Hines, paddler extraordinair
Bill Hines, river angel and paddler extraordinaire

We made it to Oriental, thanks in large part to Hines, our river angel, who arrived at Cow Pens the next morning, loaned each of us a sea kayak, which you have to have in the big water near the coast, and paddled with us the last two days.  His wife hauled our kayaks to Oriental.

When I got home from our eight-day paddle trip several people asked me, “Did you have fun?”

My response was the same as it was when I finished thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail in 2015: “Define fun.”
The 225-mile trip from Raleigh to Oriental, where the Neuse empties into the Pamlico Sound, was beautiful, interesting, challenging. I learned stuff – I almost learned how to paddle a kayak. I met some terrific people. I made good memories.   I’m glad I went.  Everything doesn’t have to be “fun.”

Coming Monday: “F”