Are You Boys Armed?

Last June, when Mike Johnson and I beached our kayaks at Cow Pens Landing, a public boat ramp on the Neuse River west of New Bern, N.C., and began pitching our tents, several people told us we couldn’t camp there – not allowed.

Mike Johnson, L, Pat Stith on Day One, after portaging around Milburnie Dam
Mike Johnson, L, Pat Stith on Day One, after portaging around Milburnie Dam.

Actually, it was. Bill Hines, our river angel, had gotten permission for us from the powers that be.  It was a good  thing, too.  Mike and I were worn out.  We pitched our tents on a small grassy spot next to where we had pulled our kayaks out of the river and next to the boat ramp parking lot. All we wanted to do was eat quickly, get into our tents, and go to sleep. It has been a long, blistering hot, 36-mile day.

Mike, a retired Navy commander, and I, both novices, had put in just below Falls of the Neuse Lake in Raleigh, 181 miles upstream, and headed for the coast, for Oriental, N.C. This was Day Six. Two days to go.

As we began eating supper a fellow who called himself “Gator” drove up on a four-wheeler and got to talking. He told us this was a place where people came to drink a little, party, and said if it got too rowdy we could camp in his back yard. He lived up the road a little ways, on the left.

The Neuse River, on a beautiful day.
The Neuse River, on a beautiful day.

Still later two fellas arrived on motorcycles, nice guys it turned out, and asked if we were armed.

We said, “No.” They were surprised.

They said they had paddled most of the Neuse River and said they always carried weapons. Were we aware that there might be some drinking going on when it got good and dark?

After they left a North Carolina wildlife officer showed up, called by someone who thought we were camping illegally. It was almost dark.

He advised us to get written permission next time and then he did something I had never seen a lawman do: he gave us his name and telephone number and said to call him if and when the trouble started. If he couldn’t come, he said, he’d call for a trooper, or a sheriff’s deputy.

With that, I laid down to go to sleep.

The first shot was fired at 2:15 a.m., in the parking lot a few feet from our tents. The next two shots were fired a few minutes later. After that, let’s just say I slept fitfully.

Postscript:

Bill Hines, paddler extraordinair
Bill Hines, river angel and paddler extraordinaire

We made it to Oriental, thanks in large part to Hines, our river angel, who arrived at Cow Pens the next morning, loaned each of us a sea kayak, which you have to have in the big water near the coast, and paddled with us the last two days.  His wife hauled our kayaks to Oriental.

When I got home from our eight-day paddle trip several people asked me, “Did you have fun?”

My response was the same as it was when I finished thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail in 2015: “Define fun.”
The 225-mile trip from Raleigh to Oriental, where the Neuse empties into the Pamlico Sound, was beautiful, interesting, challenging. I learned stuff – I almost learned how to paddle a kayak. I met some terrific people. I made good memories.   I’m glad I went.  Everything doesn’t have to be “fun.”

Coming Monday: “F”

The Accident – Part 3 of 3

As I lined our canoe up to shoot the rapids roaring just ahead of us, Kerry Sipe and I both had a moment of clarity.

He saw a light on the right bank of the Neuse River and said to me, “Let’s call it a night.”

And I said, “OK.”

I paddled to the right bank and we made our way up through a thicket toward the light, in a mobile home park next to the river.  We knocked on the door of the first home we came to.  The door open, and closed, just like that.

We went to the next mobile home, and knocked again.  An older black woman answered the door and let us in.  With her were a young woman and a teenage boy.  Bless that woman for taking a chance on two, wet, somewhat shaken white men in need of help.

The woman put a blanket around Kerry and set him down in front of a heater.  She said she didn’t have a phone but we were only two miles or so from my house. Warmed up some, I took off walking.

As I headed up a dirt road toward U.S. 64 a car coming toward me slowed, and then stopped beside me.  The driver rolled down the window and asked, “Were you in an accident at the dam?”

Dam?  There’s a dam on the Neuse?  That was news to me.

Click on the arrow and you’ll hear what we heard that night but you won’t see what we saw. We were upstream; it was dark.  We had no idea we were approaching a drop from a 16-foot high dam into what might have been the end of our lives.
Sounds like rapids to me.  

“Get in,” the driver said to me, “your wife’s looking for you.”

Linda Sipe, about 1972

I got in but I knew Donna wasn’t looking for me.  She was looking after our three small boys.   Kerry had just gotten married.  Had to be his wife.

The man who picked me up drove me to U.S. 64 and then across the Neuse River bridge to a store on the other side of the river.  Kerry’s bride, Linda, was waiting there with her mother.  It was dark, Kerry and I were hours overdue, and she feared the worst. When she saw me get out of the car, wet and alone, and she cried out. For a few seconds, Linda Sipe thought she was a widow.

Postscript

Like me, Kerry was a newspaperman-for-life.  He took a job in Virginia and he and I hadn’t talked in decades, I guess, until we exchanged emails a few days ago. He had heard about my story blog and commented on one of the stories.  I emailed him and told him I planned to write about our adventure on the Neuse.

Kerry wrote,  “…she [Linda] tells me she and her mother were pretty sure she was a young widow when we hadn’t shown up so long after dark.  She would have missed the next 45 years of wedded bliss.”

I did not get back in a canoe or kayak until this year, when I kayaked about 225 miles down the Neuse River from Raleigh to Oriental, on the North Carolina coast.

But that night didn’t keep Kerry off the water.

“I just gave away the 17-foot Mohawk Kevlar canoe that I paddled on whitewater rivers all across the South,” he wrote.  “We live on a lake, but flatwater just isn’t the same and I decided I used up all my luck on moving water.”

Coming Monday: “A Warm Memory”