I Can’t Get Up

It was dusk dark when Brother Dave arrived at Red Hill, a couple of miles  from our cabin at Snowbird, and parked.  No way his car was coming up that logging road, up Sassafras Ridge, to the cabin, so I got on a four-wheeler and drove down the mountain to pick him up.

Dave was a big guy, 270, 275 pounds and the KingQuad was not built to carry two people. Even so, we often rode double —  it was either that or walk.

By the time we got back to Big Rock, a half a mile or so from the cabin, it was dark and I had my lights on. There was a swayback bridge right there at Big Rock and we crossed it, down, back up, and then a sharp right toward the cabin.

The KingQuad
The KingQuad

As I came up, out of the creek, and turned, the KingQuad slowed.   I was up against something. I should have braked but I didn’t, I did just the opposite. I gave it the gas.  The KingQuad climbed something, a rock? The embankment at the side of the road? And then it flipped.

There was so much weight on the back that the front wheels must have been barely touching the ground.  When I turned it hard right, the KingQuad didn’t turn.  And the next thing I knew Dave was rolling the machine off of me.

I was laying on my stomach, but I couldn’t get my knees under me.   I couldn’t get up. I told Dave I thought my hip was broken.

There was nothing to do but wait on help to come, as it surely would when we didn’t show up back at the cabin. But that might be a while and I was getting cold, laying there on the ground. I asked Dave to build a fire and, moments later, I heard him breaking limbs.  I wiggled on my stomach closer to the pile of branches, closer to the fire he was building.

I guess I had forgotten that Dave can’t build a fire without what he calls  “Boy Scout Juice” — an accelerant, oil or gasoline. And I didn’t see him take off his shirt, stuff it in the KingQuad’s gas tank, and then pull it out and put it under the pile of green limbs.

When he held a cigarette lighter to the shirt, and lit it, fire leaped up and out: Whoosh!

 I began wiggling again, away, as fast as I could go.  

When our kinsmen found us I asked Dave to send for a sleeping bag to lift me, an air mattress to lay on, and a pickup truck to take me to a hospital and that’s what he did, and a few minutes later they lifted me onto the bed of a pickup.

Jeannie Bierce rode in the back with me.  She was the age of my youngest sons and was, in some ways, like a daughter.  She had come to the mountain that weekend with another woman, a colleague at the drugstore where she worked.  Jeannie was a pharmacist.

Dave drove back down the mountain to Red  Hill, crossed the bridge over Little Snowbird Creek, and started back up a winding dirt and gravel road, up the mountain towards Andrews, North Carolina.

It won’t long before Jeannie taped on the back window and warned him:

“He sliding out the back.”

“We’re almost to the top,” Dave said.

“He won’t make it to the top,” she said.  Dave stopped, pulled me back in the truck, and shut the tail gate.

Jeanie Bierce in my hospital room in Andrews.
That’s Jeannie Bierce.  As you can see, “Dr. No Pain’s” medication had taken effect.

When we got to the hospital in Andrews I was lifted onto a gurney and rolled into an examining room. Jeannie went with me. It was small hospital and it was late, so there was no doctor there. There was a physician’s assistant and he was struggling to figure what was wrong with me. I told him I thought I had broken my hip but he didn’t think so.

He wanted me to sit up. I said I couldn’t do that. He said, “Yes you can, you have to sit up.”  And so I did, and the pain engulfed me.  I screamed to Jeannie to help me,  and I heard the P.A. say, too late, “I believe you!”

Turns out I had fractured two bones on the side of my backbone.   I was admitted and a doctor the nurses called “Dr. No Pain” prescribed morphine. It wasn’t long before the pain was gone and I was feeling very good.

I stayed in the hospital in Andrews for four days  and then was taken by ambulance to Rex Hospital in Raleigh, where I stayed three more.

And then did I go back to work?

Oh, no. I continued my recuperation on Topsail Island, laying on the beach during the day and eating fish at night.  The recovery from injuries like that can’t be rushed.

Postscript:   When my wife, Donna, was told I had been hurt she drove seven hours or so to the mountains to see how I was doing.  I was doing very well, thanks to Dr. No Pain.

She arrived at the hospital in Andrews early in the morning and we talked a while and caught up.  I didn’t see any point in her hanging around, watching me breath, so I told her to go out and have some fun, find a yard sale or something, eat lunch at a nice restaurant.

It was dark with Donna came back to the hospital. You don’t tell my wife to go out have a good time unless you mean it.

Coming Monday: Rest In Peace

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Ku Klux Klan

I liked Fred Grady. He had been a hard working man in his day,  hauling logs out of the woods with a wagon and a team of mules.

Fred was the father of Brother Pop’s best friend, Dag, and he came to Snowbird, in the mountains of North Carolina, with the two of them a good many times. Fred would arrive carrying a shotgun in one hand and a poke in the other. He traveled light.

Brother Pop and Fred Grady, at Snowbird
Brother Pop and Fred Grady, at Snowbird

He was too old to do much more than look after the fire but he worked at that. Back when we slept in a three-sided shed he would stay up all night when it was real cold, feeding the pot bellied stove and keeping the rest of us reasonably warm.

And then one day he got to talking about the Ku Klux Klan, and how Klansmen did a lot of good and this, that and other. I try to be nice to company on Snowbird no matter what, but I couldn’t let that pass.

“Fred,” I said, “the Ku Klux Klan is worthless. They’re just a bunch of ignorant, racist cowards.”

And I added, “The Klan has never done anything good.”

Fred said that won’t so, the Klan had so done some good things.

And I said, “Name one, Fred.”

And he said, OK.

There was this white man who worked at the sawmill where Fred worked, he said. The man would get paid on Friday night and go to drinking and whatnot and by Monday morning he’d be nearly broke. His kids went hungry a lot.  Sometimes they didn’t even have shoes to wear. He beat his wife, too. Every once in a while she’d show up in town with a black eye or a busted lip or both.

All of this was brought to the Klan’s attention, Fred said, and one night they paid that fellow a visit. They drug him out of his house, tied him to a tree, and whipped him.

And then, Fred said, the Klansmen explained how things were going to be from then on: He wasn’t going to drink any more.  He was going to start giving money to his wife so she could buy food.  Shoes, too. He wasn’t going to hit her any more either, no more black eyes and busted lips.  Fred said they told him if they had to come back to see him they were going to wrap a chain around him and throw him in the river.

And you know what? the old man said. That fellow straightened right up.  Quit drinking.  Started feeding his kids. Quit hitting his wife.

That’s one good thing the Klan did, Fred said.

Coming Friday: The Trade Secret